Episode 5: Swamp Planet

Synopsis
Rich battles with Larry against the sterotypes and prejudices against the people of his planet.

Transcript
Rich: (on phone) Yah Mom, I'll-I'll be home in time for the annual read-feeds. I've already booked my shuttle back to Deloran. I love you too, say hi to Laura for me... say hi to Laura for me, hello? Helloo? Eh, she hung up.

Larry: Wait, wait, wait. You're from Deloron?

Rich: Uh, yah, yes.

Larry: Oh my God, I work with someone from the swamp planet?!

Rich: Why does everyone call it---it's-it's a planet with one or two famous swamps.

Larry: What was it like growing up in a mudhut?

Rich: We have other ecosystems!! You know, mountains, fields, outlet moles...

Larry: How'd you get to school? Bark canoes? Back of a swamp snail?

Rich: No, like everyone else, in hovercars.

Larry: Is it true you guys all have egg sacs? Take off your pants.

Rich: I'm not taking off my pants!

Larry: Ah-HA!! We got a swamp monster here!

Rich: Hey, hey, you come from Triodia. It has a desert. Is it a desert planet?

Larry: Ahh, ha ha you almost got me with your bog logic! Ha, tell your frog emperor you failed.

Rich: He's not a frog emperor. He was... democratically elected.

Intercom: Space station, 38, someone wants to transfer some words.

Larry: Careful friend, lest you face the wrath of the swamp beast!!

Rich: Hey!! We'll get right on that.

Intercom: Yah, whatever. (in background) Homeboy's a swampy!

Rich: Eyahh!

Larry: Look, calm down.

Rich: -Ok, God.-

Larry: Calm down, I know these normal clothes must feel restrictive to you swamp dwellers.

Rich: That's you! You hate normal clothes!

Larry: They're just so itchy! C'mon, I'll take off my pants--

Rich: Nobody is taking off their pants!! You're not making any sense.

Larry: I'm sorry Rich, let me just say it in your native tongue-- Ra-ra- reyk-rooaaatt--

Rich: That's not what I said...

Larry: --ra-ro-gey-boww-raaaaa- rike-raaa---

Rich: Nobody-

Larry: ---raaaaaaa-

Rich: Nobody on my planet-

Larry: Raaa-reyro-raa-roo-raaaaa

Rich: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Larry: (silent)

Rich: (sighs) Fifty years ago, Dread Trooper scouts landed in a swamp on our planet and for SOME reason, didn't bother exploring anywhere else. If they had gone one mile to the left, they would have found some beautiful, beachfront condos. But they didn't. And now we're the "Swamp Planet". How do you think that makes me feel?

Larry: I, uh...

Rich: Don't say anything... (grabs lunch box) Let's just, eat our lunch in silence. (turns away)

Larry: (turns around) Is that moss??

Rich: It's a delicacy!!