Episode 1: Forcefield

Synopsis
Dread Troopers Rich and Larry struggle to keep the Princess in her cell while her forcefield malfunctions.

Transcript
Rich: (looks at workstation) How long has that um, has the light been on?

Larry: (looks at Larry) Ahhh!!!!

Rich: (starts running with Larry) No, oh God, oh no!

Larry: (stops at cell with Rich, relieved) Ahhh...

Rich: Ha, thank God!

Larry: Whew!!

Rich: (gestures at Princess) Ah, you're still here.

Larry: She's in her cell.

Princess: (dull expression on face) Yah, you have me trapped behind this forcefield, duh.

Rich and Larry: (exchange glances)

Rich: Yes! That's right. The forcefield is still up!

Larry: Nothing's gone wrong, so, stay right there.

Rich and Larry: (turn to leave)

Princess: (suspiciously) Wait, is the forcefield down?

Rich and Larry: (turn back around)

Rich: Whaaat??

Larry: What??

Rich: No!

Larry: That is crazy.

Rich: Definitely not!

Princess: 'Cause the forcefield makes a noice when it's on.

Rich and Larry: (exchange glances)

Larry: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--

Princess: No, it's more of a hum.

Larry: ---mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm---

Rich: See? Perfectly normal.

Larry:mmmmmm---(breathes)---Mmmmmmmm---

Princess: (sly expression on face) Did the forcefield just stop for a breath?

Rich and Larry: (exchange glances) No!

Larry: (breathes)---mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm---

Princess: (reaches out with hand)

Rich and Larry: No-no-no!

Rich: Your hand will, will melt!

Larry: Explode! Melt!

Princess: Melt? The old forcefield never did that.

Larry: It's a new setting.

Rich: Vaporize!

Larry: Destructinate!

Rich: Gnh!

Princess: What the hell is destructinate?

Larry: Why don't you touch it and find out?

Princess: (reaches out) Ok.

Rich and Larry: N-n-no-no-no-no!!

Larry: Gnh! Don't touch the forcefield! That was reverse psychology!

Princess: What's reverse psychology, touching it or not touching it?

Larry: Touching it.

Rich: Not touching it.

Larry: Sorry.

Rich: That's not-

Larry: -Sorry.-

Rich: -huhh, we need a system here.

Mr. Cankershmitz: (in background) Are our forcefields down?

Rich: No Mr. Cankershmitz, your forcefield's fine. (turns back to cell) Just like this one! Which isn't making any noise!

Larry: Mmmmmmmmmmm

Rich: So, just sit tight and the forcefield repairman will be here...

Princess: Why?

Rich: To congratulate us... on keeping the forcefield running! Yay!

Princess: Ok, I believe you-

Rich: -Whew!-

Princess: -I won't touch the forcefield.

Larry: (breathes and reaches out hand) Ya promise?

Princess: (rolls eyes and shakes hand)

Larry: Ok!

Rich: (turns from station) Oh wait, f**k.

(Alarm sounds)

Princess: (runs)

Larry: Mmmmmmmmmm---

Rich: Not helping!