Episode 4: Interrogation

Synopsis
''Rich is ordered by Dreadlord Sinister to interrogate the Princess for the location of the Insurgent base. Larry takes over, and things get hopelessly creepy. ''

Transcript
Rich: (picks up clipboard)

Larry: Uh, where you going?

Rich: Uhhh, Dreadlord wants me to interrogate the Princess for the location of the Insurgent base.

Larry: THE Princess?

Rich: Ya I'm going be to stuck in that tiny cell with her for like, hours.

Larry: You know Rich, uh, why don't you let me take this one (grabs clipboard from Rich), you've had a long day. (walks away)

Rich: What are you-- my shift started three minutes ago!

Larry: Ya, ya, I know, spaceship stuff, cool man. (sits down with Princess) Well, well, well, Princess... we meet again.

Princess: We've never met before.

Larry: Ya, ya,ya, no, we did. Remember? The day you were arrested. The turbolift was takin' forever, made a joke about it. Said I liked your hair, and your shoes. You were in my dream that night.

Princess: (looks away akwardly)

Larry: Now, as a soldier of the Interstellar Legion I will stay in this room... with you, as long as it takes for you to divulge the--

Princess: It's on Octuris.

Larry: What was that?

Princess: The base is on Octuris...so... (points for Larry to leave)

Larry: Uh, I'm, not leaving.

Princess: Octuris, do you need a map?

Larry: I know, I know, let me finish! Um, until uh, I ask you the standard, uh, interrogation question things. (flips paper on clipboard) How are things?

Princess: (silent)

Larry: What kind of music are you into?

Princess: (silent)

Larry: Your eyes are like sapphires.

Princess: That's not even a question.

Larry: Your eyes are like sapphires?

Princess: That's, creepy?

Larry: Uh, it was a rhetorical question.

Princess: That's not how rhetorical questions work.

Larry: Hey, I'm the one asking rhetorical questions here!

Princess; You're really not. Is there anything you've even written on there?

Larry: Yes.

Princess: Do you have any real questions?

Larry: Um, the base on which the insurgents are located, is, is uh where?

Princess: 'Kay, that was the first question, just really akward phrasing.

Larry: Quit stalling! You have forced me to activate, interrogation mode. (presses remote)

(disco ball drops from ceiling, slow jazz music plays)

Larry: This is my band.

Princess: You shouldn't play this for people.

(Door opens, Rich appears)

Larry: (presses remote off)

Rich: Did you guys here a noise?

Larry: Nothing! Interrogation ongoin', looks promising, all is affirmative.

Princess: You know what, I lied, okay? The base is on Alara. Can you please get him out of here now?

Rich: Whoaaa, nice work Larry, that's record time!

Larry: Ya, you know, that's what they say, I'm great. (gets up to leave)

Princess: (Looks at Larry)

Larry: (quietly to Princess) Call me.

Princess: What?

Larry: Call me!!