Episode 2: Mind Trick

Synopsis
''Rich and Larry have a brief argument over Larry's religious beliefs. ''

Transcript
Rich: -And they're lke, throw up the deflector shields! Throw up the deflector shields! And I'm like, what?

Larry: -Yah.-

Rich: -'Cause it's really loud, when they're, attacking us.

Larry: Yah, yah, we're on a spaceship.

Rich: (Looks at Larry) You've been reading that thing for the last hour, Larry, what is it?

Larry: (turns around) What, uh, um...

Rich: Let me see.(grabs papers from Larry)

Larry: Uhhh!

Rich: Mind tricks?! What in- who gave you this?

Larry: Alright, remember that galactic magi we released last week?

Rich: The old guy who kept snacks in his beard?

Larry: Yah, yah. Look, it turns out, he teaches this, seminar...

Rich: (snickers) You went to a galactic magic seminar with Snackbeard?

Larry: Yah, I did, Rich look I'm telling you, there's something to this.

Rich: (skeptically) Lift my canteen, right now.

Larry: (reachs out and picks up canteen)

Rich: With your mind -Larry, w-with your mind.

Larry: I don't learn levitation until I'm a silver guardian.

Rich: Huh, silver guardian, yah, uh-hum, sure, hey, how much does that cost?

Larry: Th-This is an ancient religion!

Rich: Sure.

Larry: That's been passed down through the millenia.

Rich: Sure.

Larry: Ok, th-this is not a-

Rich: How much?

Larry: Eight hundred credits.

Rich: Ah.

Larry: (picks up sword) But it includes my very own, laser sword! (sword breaks) Okay, that's... broken. Look, this guy's incredible. He has total control over the weak minded.

Rich: Yah, I believe that.

Larry: (waves hand) I'm telling you Rich, galactic magic totally works.

Rich: (hypnotizingly) Galactic magic totally works.

Larry: (stares at Rich and waves hand) You will pat yourself on the head?

Rich: I will pat myself on the head. (pats head)

Larry: Oh wow, this is huge. Oh, ah f**k.(waves hand) You will let me sleep with your fiance.

Rich: (Looks at Larry) Dude what the f**k?!

Larry: (waves hand) You will let me sleep with your fi--

Rich: I was messing with you! Obviously!

Larry: -Ohhh.-

Rich: Dilana? Seriously? You're my best man!

Larry: -Right.-

Rich: Uhhh, Larry!

Larry: That was wrong man. That was a dick move on my part.

Rich: Awwwwwg.....

Larry: Dilana's a wonderful woman. And you guys are great together.

Rich: -awwg-

Larry: (waves hand) Now you think if I could just spend one night with her...

Rich: Stop it! (hits Larry's hand)

Larry: (waves hand) Or forty-five minutes...

Rich: No!!

Larry: (waves hand) Yes...